So, this year at Realife Retreat 2011, our speaker was Jeremy Johnson. He was absolutely hilarious, yet God used him in powerful ways. I really enjoyed him, so I thought I'd put some of my favorite parts of his stories and what God spoke to me through his sermons here. Even if you didn't go to Retreat, I'm sure you'll enjoy them!! Of course, they will be in my words.
"One year, as a kid, I wanted to go trick-or-treating. I told my mom, "I wanna go trick-or-treat and dress us as a smurf." But my mom said no. She told me we were attending an alternate Halloween event at my church called the 'Hallelujah, Jesus Has Risen Harvest Party.' But I didn't want to go to the 'Hallelujah, Jesus Has Risen Harvest Party', and have some teenager behind a black curtain put a tootsie roll on my fishing pole and tug on it. I didn't wanna throw a ring around a bottle neck for candy, I wanted to go trick-or-treating with my friends. Not having a choice, I said okay, I'd go the the 'Hallelujah, Jesus Has Risen Harvest Party', but I still wanted to be a smurf. But then my mom told me I had to dress up as a Bible character. But who can tell the difference between a Shepard and priest. They both wear their dad's bath robes and carry a stick! But really, there are a lot of Bible characters you could be! How about the 7-headed beast out of Revelation? Or the naked, demonic man? Those are clearly in the rules, right?"
"Stop fighting small, useless fights. Focus on your own spiritual battles to prepare you for God's calling and to fight the big, eternal fights."
"When I was 5, my dad asked me, "Why are you so fat?" I just looked at him and said, "I'm not fat! I'm just hard to kidnap."
"You don't have to be accepted to be accepted. You don't have to be chosen to be chosen."
"Normal is overrated!" (;D I like this one, haha)
"You can ask God to change you, but just like you can change in and out of a shirt, you can "change out" of what God did in you. But, just as a butterfly changes from a caterpillar, inside and out, we should ask God to TRANSFORM us. Because you can't transform out of something."
"We are valuable because we are Loved."
"'Oh, Sammy-poo! Tell me the secret of your strength so I can kill you!' And Samson, until the last time, lies to her. And so, she says, 'Sammy-poo!!!!! How could you?! You lied to me about how to kill you! Tell me the secret, Sammy-poo...' (How stupid is Samson?! Of course, this is paraphrased, but still!)
And every time Samson defeated the Philistines, it was SNAP, CRACKLE, POP. SAM-SAM!!"
"Your dream will be a curse until you start fulfilling it."
"Create an environment to live for God."
"Your personal life will make or break you."
"Whatever gets my attention gets my direction."
"Daily feed the Spirit. Daily starve the flesh."
"It will cost you a lot to live for Christ, but it will cost you more not too."
I hope you enjoyed!!!
Much love,
Brittany(: